"I wish I wasn’t white so my opinion would matter on this website…"
*goes outside* “Wow, that’s much better”
remember when i was way too salty to bean bc he used to practice faking accents in order to learn other languages (i.e. speak english in a russian accent) and i spent all my time in america (and continuing) to perfect my accent to fit in and survive financially and socially
“I moved here from Jamaica when I was six, and my accent was so bad that I had to spend two years in ESL classes before anyone could understand me. I remember feeling very frustrated. I was surrounded by people with really thick accents who were trying to tell me that I needed to get rid of my accent.”
"I knew you’d stop me one day."
Well if the guys are dicks then they would like both but if the guy is actually respectful of a woman’s body he wouldn’t prefer either and instead love your entire body
Wait, but if he loves her entire body, wouldn’t he also have to inherently love both boobs and butts, thus making him a dick?
so fucking done with all this uber sensitive “i luv ur stretchmarks” boys
"I didn’t really know what I wanted to do, so I went to an expensive college. I realized afterwards that it would have been better to go to a cheaper college with a goal in mind."